Rapture

I was thinking last night, if I died today.. The world would legally remember be as my birth name :(
So I have decided not to die until I legally change my name so my parents would have to recognize it. Just so you know, I have no intention of dying anytime in the next 60 years and plan on being a proper grandpa with a stick that shouts at the youth of the day, especially when trying to use public transport.
So, this whole "rapture" bull shit.. I can't understand why anyone believes it full stop, but especially from a guy who has said this so many times before and not got any of it right yet! He has been found to be and idiot on countless occasions and there are genuinely some people who believe at 6pm the rapture will occur.. Just so you know, apparently God is taking into account how inconvenient it would be for us if we were unsure of the time, so he is being considerate and will be following our modern time zones.. How nice..
Also, have you seen how this guy has worked it out to be today? It is simply a case of take any number, make it mean whatever you want and then add, multiply and subtract in any random way possible to make a number you're looking for! Lucky as well that the bible set it out to be worked out using modern numerical systems.. 
Ok, rant over, just thought it was ridiculous..
I'm at work again today but have tomorrow and monday off so be nice to chill out and sleep a bit :D
Been very stressed lately and I'm so looking forward to going to download with my sister!!! Apparently a few of her friends know about me and the rest, I will just intorduce myself as I please and either let them work it out for themselves or stay a bit stealth :D Excited much?! Very.. AND I get to see my sister who I don't see nearly enough.. And it'll be outside the usual boundaries of our parents so she can call me Tom and neither of us be worried about hurting our parents.. 
PLUS some awesome music! Man I'm excited!!!!!! woooooooooooo